I wish I was Computer

I am blackberry user, and few days ago, I found out my friend profile picture. It shows like this.

It's so funny in the beginning, but when I deeply read it. Every Icon means really deep.  Such as:
1. I want to save my Happiness: I wish I could save my happiness in my life, so when I am down or sad, I can easily open the happiness file.
2. I want to delete my Problems: everyone has a problem within themselves, but sometimes we passed it too hard, and we just wish that if only we could delete it as easy as we delete file on computer.
3. I want to refresh my Life: It will be great, we wouldn't get bored, and I believe less people choose suicide to run way out of their problems.
4. I want to undo my Mistakes: everyone did! especially the one who left a big regret in their life.
5. I want to download my Ambition: Yeah, so the ambition could be real!
6. I want to cut The tongue of some people: It is so much true. I really wanna cut their tongue!!
7. I want to add some new good friend: without friend, life is meaningless.
8. I want to new page for tomorrow: everyone got a chance to have a new page in their life. Should try to think simple pals.
9.  I want to copy My Success: :) so I can share it with the people hat I love.
10. I want to switch on My Luck: so I wouldn't get trouble everywhere I go...  ^__^

I really wish that I can think this simply everyday I wake up. I wish I was Computer, and make my life easier.